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Thursday 1 September 2011

Tea & Games goes live.

The first article for the monthly gaming feature 'Tea & Games' has just gone up over at Cinemart. Devoid of punctuation, sentence structure and things like that it's a true representation of my rantish nature. As a side note here is a list of other games that are due out this month that didn't make it to the published article.

You can read the full thing here http://cinemart-online.co.uk/2011/09/01/tea-games-september-edition/ and don't forget to follow @CinemartNow for clever film words.

Championship Jockey:  For people who like hurting horses and going at a moderate speed.
Madden NFL 12:
EA’s yearly update of America’s finest sport that sometimes punishes players for trying to play it all proper like…
Bodycount:
If you exclusively enjoy vanilla ice cream you may well enjoy this.
Resistance 3:
The Playstations warped 50’s sci fi answer to Halo and Gears of War.
NHL 12:
Another yearly update for people who like ice skating and hitting black circles.
Star Fox 64 3D:
A classic game in fucking 3D, it’s a damn good game though.
Heroes of Might & Magic VI:
Dubious continuation of a series that started off with a trilogy of weekend wrecking masterpieces.
Disgaea 4:
Insane devil based strategy for hardcore turn based RPG fans.
The Cursed Crusade:
Assassins Creedish mercenary hiring action.
Bleach: Soul Resurrection:
Getting anime fans slightly erect if it’s your thing.
Formula 1 2011:
This year’s instalment for people that like going round and round, developers promise some fan service and more tweakables.
Ride to Hell:
Relive the 60’s biker era in all its unwashed glory.
Anarchy Reigns:
Sega’s online super mega mash ‘em up.
Splinter Cell Trilogy HD:
A great trilogy of games gets the HD update, worth a look!
FIFA 12:
THE football game, I needn’t say any more.
Supremacy MMA: In a market dominated by the all-consuming UFC, Supremacy aims to bring ladies and lots of punching, kicking, throwing and strangling… it does however look like an old bit of rope.
Max Payne 3:
The next steps in Max’s dark tale of betrayal and revenge, the first games were rockin’ and brought some insane 3rd person bullet time action to the table. Worth a look for sure!
Kid Icarus 3D:
Looks impressive in 3D and a reboot of an old Nintendo thang, expect headaches and minor seizures.
Twisted Metal:
For people that like armed cars, mental patients and a series of games with a mixed bag of quality so far.
X Men: Destiny:
Hopefully not another awesome super hero license turn crock of shit game.

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